WebThere are corny monkey jokes, but you must be careful while selecting one so that you do not wind up looking lame. What species of monkey has a sheep-like voice? A baaa … WebMoments later the mechanic walks in and says, 'hey pal, looks like you just blew a seal'. The walrus replied, 'Oh, no, it's just ice cream'. 6 comments. share. save. hide. report. 69% Upvoted. This thread is archived. ... Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! 19.9m. Members. 10.6k. Online. Created Jan 25, 2008.
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Web21 jan. 2008 · Monkeys joking around in a bar WebPenguin blew a seal Penguin stops at a mechanic because of a noise his car makes. Mechanic-It'll be an hour before I can figure it out, head to the store across the street and get something to pass the time. So the penguin goes and grabs an ice cream cone, but without opposable thumbs its hard not to make a mess. dnase takara
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WebOf all the animal puns, seal puns have got to be the seal-iest ! Seal Related Puns Got a problem? Seal with it… Are you for seal? Seal of approval. Seal it with a kiss. Seal the deal. Seal you later! Baby seals always seal (steal) my heart away. What a seal! (steal) I got that lawn mower from a yard seal. (sale) Animal puns are seal-iously the best. That… 60+ … WebThe penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak. When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream." 329 27 27 comments WebSo a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he's pretty close to gas station. So he waddles behind his car and pushes it to the gas … dnase i sigma d5025